Getting the Dodge out of Hell

The dead may not have risen from Hell, but their drivers are on the move:

A Hell-based car club will try to set a world record for the longest procession of hearses. Just Hearse'N Around will try to set a new Guinness World Records mark at 4:30 p.m. Saturday in the hamlet about 45 miles west of Detroit.

I think the big news here is that Hell is actually located somewhere outside of Detroit.