Where's Michael Newdow when we need him?

The White House got what ought to be its Non-Denominational Holiday Observance Tree yesterday, but since we all know what a dastardly theocrat Bush is, well...

The centerpiece of the White House holiday decor, an 18-1/2 foot (5.6 meter) Fraser Fir from North Carolina, arrived at the president's residence on a horse-drawn wagon on Monday as the Marine Corps band played "O Christmas Tree."

Do you need any further proof, hypothetical readers, that we're sliding, nay, careening down a slippery slope toward the establishment of state-sanctioned KKKristianity?

Wake up, sheeple!