Someday, they'll look back at this...

...and realize that it was a stupid, kitschy idea:

"Every girl wants a fairytale wedding and I got one -- with a bit of a twist. It was a real laugh," England said.

I'll leave it up to you to click on the link if you want to find out why I think this was lame. Here's a hint, though: the groom's last name, appropriately, is Green.