Nobody has ever broken into my home...

...but I'm pretty sure I'd prefer someone violating my space if the burglar wasn't nekkid...

The man -- whose name was not reported -- cooked a meal took a shower and ransacked the house Monday, The (New Orleans) Times-Picayune reported.

He was identified only as a Luling, La., resident who may have been suffering from a medical problem.

Like a gunshot, blunt force trauma from a Louisville Slugger, or a stab wound?