Christmas with Paris

No matter how annoying your neighbors' Christmas decorations are, be glad you don't live near this guy:

Blown-up images of [Paris] Hilton and strings of pink Christmas lights adorn the front lawn of a home in a middle-class neighborhood of this city, part of a head-turning holiday display that pays homage to the famed hotel heiress.

The display (complete with a "How to be a Hilton" list and a portrait of Paris' dog) is the work of 38-year-old Joe Moretti, who was arrested last year for trespassing on Martha Stewart's property.

This is the latest in a series of artistic lawn displays decorating Moretti's lawn. Last year, he paid tribute to Martha Stewart even as he and another man faced charges for sneaking on to the domestic maven's property. The charges were later dismissed...

Now, if he could just meet a nice girl at the office Christmas party and settle down, maybe he wouldn't be getting in that kind of scrape.

Moretti has made past tributes to Madonna, Princess Diana and Liberace.

Oh...uh...nevermind.