Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I bet he hates Mom and apple pie, too

I was reading this article about how President Bush threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the opening day game in Cincinnati yesterday when this little tidbit jumped right out at me:
Jimmy Carter is the only president who did not throw out a ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day during his tenure.
Of course he didn't. He was too busy playing tennis, fighting killer rabbits, and bungling our foreign policy.

2 comments:

Muslihoon said...

Oh gosh. That's horrible. Everyone knows baseball is a sacred American tradition. It's only natural, to me, that the President would throw out the first bitch.

maggie katzen said...

It's only natural, to me, that the President would throw out the first bitch.

maybe i'm tired, but that's one typo that made me laugh for a while. too tired to come up with a joke though, i know there's one in there.