Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Another reason to hate soccer

I mean, aside from the facts that it's incredibly boring and beloved by Eurotrash dickweeds, apparently it's really, really ghey.
Football gives men a way to express their innermost thoughts and feelings, according to a pre World Cup survey.

Almost two-thirds of men (64%) believe that while watching or playing football, they are more willing to share their feelings with other men than when doing other activities.

Three quarters said they would not be embarrassed to hug their mates while watching a match.
Apparently, though, soccer doesn't have the ability to turn men into complete sissy-marys.
However, the ability of football to bring out a man's emotions does have its limits - three-quarters of men polled said they had never cried over the outcome of a match.
So, 25% of British men have broken down and sobbed like little girls over the outcome of a soccer match? Disturbing.

But I bet the percentage of Frenchmen is higher.

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