Friday, July 14, 2006

Balls of steel

This German thief may not be very smart, but he has a lot of chutzpah.
A 61-year-old German on trial for theft got himself into more trouble when he stole from the judge during his court hearing, police said Thursday.

Police in the central town of Coburg said that while facing her at the bench, the man pocketed a bunch of keys from the judge, who did not notice until he had left the room.

When confronted by court officials in the toilet, the man, who had a string of convictions for theft, told them he had been shocked to discover the keys in his pocket.

"He told them he realized how suspicious his story would sound and that he had therefore hidden the keys under a toilet brush," said police spokesman Bernhard Schmitt. "He'd been stealing all his life so it was probably just an intuitive act."
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, and I guess that guy's just gotta steal. But there are certain times when you've just got to restrain yourself. Or at least steal something valuable.

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