Wednesday, November 15, 2006

What's the worst that could happen?

When you set out to do a kidnapping, you expect to terrorize someone, have a few laughs, and collect that sweet, sweet ransom. But you certainly don't expect this to happen:
A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
For the next kidnapping, might I suggest a weapon with a "heavier" trigger?

Firearms issues aside, he was probably thankful for having shot himself the second time. No, really. It probably provided a distraction from the horrifying pain that comes from shooting yourself in the balls.

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