Don't call the cops, dude

I know it sucks to get ripped off, but sometimes you've just got to say, "Aw, screw it," cut your losses. This would be one of those times:

A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.

The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.

Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

And now, this poor crime victim is in jail. Stunning, isn't it, that someone with that much weed on hand wouldn't have thought that through.