Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's been burying radioactive toxic waste
in the woods of Wisconsin:
Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."
I should hope it's a rarity. If there are a lot of extra-legged hemaphrodite deer running around, I'd say something really wrong is going on. Like the nuclear waste I mentioned a minute ago.
When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.
"It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."
"It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.
*Shudder* That gives me the heebiest kind of jeebies.
John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.
"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."
Well, it may very well have been tasty, but don't come crying to me when you start breaking out in vaginas and sprouting extra arms.
1 comment:
to be honest, this is one of the most disturbing things i read in while. i mean, sure it is weird that a man found a intersex deer, but the horrifying part is the fact he ate it. was he starving and needed the meat? cause that is the only reason to eat the freak deer. wait and see. soon he too will have vaginas popping out all over his body.
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