Judge hinders work of British heroes

I'M OUTRAGED!

Lap-dancers at one of Britain's biggest strip clubs must pay their own value added tax (VAT) bills, a senior judge ruled on Friday.

In a High Court ruling that could affect dancers at other venues, Mr Justice Mann said it was the women and not their club, Spearmint Rhino, who should foot the bill.

He backed the chain's argument that the self-employed dancers provide the entertainment on offer, rather than the club.

Sucks to be a stripper, I guess. In addition to all the other reasons why it sucks to be a stripper, that is. I mean, the one thing that strippers had going for them is that drunken fools paid them money to expose themselves. And now, this? It's like this judge is trying to discourage girls from taking their clothes off for money.

Good job, dumbass.