Thursday, March 15, 2007

Um, I'm pretty sure that's already happened

Dr. David Thorpe contemplates the upcoming Police reunion [with my emphasis]:
Now that we know that Sting dreams of blue turtles, lies in fields of gold and performs with Yo-Yo Ma at the Olympics, there is not a single reasonable excuse for not hating him. Why should we care that he's rejoining his band and returning to his rock roots? His rock roots sprouted into a majestic oak of crap, the horror of which no musician alive can ever hope to match, unless Dave Matthews gets blasted with radiation and mutates into an atomic superpussy. Fuck the Police.
There's lots more at the link. Needless to say, the good doctor is none too excited about any of the bands that are reuniting.

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