The "date" probably would have been worse

I guess the lesson to be learned here is that when a ginormous hooker approaches you, you should just keep going:

A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report.

The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bicycle when the assailant came up to him.

"The female approached asking (the alleged victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex," the report states.

The man told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That's when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off.

What's this world coming to? You try to be nice to a colossally fat whore, and look where it gets you.

Anyway, they searched the area, but couldn't find her. Which seems a little hard to believe, since, you know, she's a 300-pound prostitute on a bike.

(Via FARK.)