The improbable happens

I sure hope the owner of this Michigan carpet store has a good insurance policy.

Police said two men face drunken driving charges after losing control of their cars and simultaneously driving into the same business.

WDIV-TV said the 21-and 22-year-old drivers were heading north on Milford Road in western Oakland County's Highland Township, when both lost control of their vehicles and drove into the Carpet Classic Floor Studio.

That's some bad luck right there. I mean, what are the odds of two drunken idiots slamming into your business at the exact same time?