MUI

When you're stuck at home in a snowstorm, out of booze, and your wife has the car, how are you going to get your hands on more hooch? This guy found the answer in his yard:

A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Police found Frank Kozumplik, 49, homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag, officials said.

He told officers that his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles from home.

Apparently, the authorities in Michigan frown on people driving their lawnmowers down the street with a blood alcohol level two and a half times the legal limit. Which is good to know.