He dresses up in women's clothing and hangs around behind bars

You know, I have no idea why a lingerie shop wouldn't hire this...uh, individual:

Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe said McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red 'flip-flops,' a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

Click on the link to take a look at the dude what looks like a lady. Well, actually, he doesn't look all that much like a lady. More like, well...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.