Shocking campaign revelation!

I had no idea they were even married. Michelle will be crushed when she finds out her husband was, er, a bi-bigamist:

Barack Obama angrily denounced his former pastor for "divisive and destructive" remarks on race, seeking to divorce himself from the incendiary speaker and a fury that threatens to engulf his front-running Democratic presidential campaign.

Hell, I didn't even know gay marriage was legal in Illinois. You learn something new every day.