"We should totally make a bong out of a..."

Smoking dope can lead to some really bad ideas. Fortunately, it also often leads to inertia, so that those bad ideas are forgotten while the people who had them sit around, snacking and watching television. It's a pretty good system, actually. But unfortunately, sometimes, the system breaks down:

Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

I'm fairly certain that the conversation that led up to this really heinous crime began with words to the effect of, "Hey, brah, you know what would be really killer?"

And then they went and dug up a corpse. So they could smoke weed. Out of its skull.

Man, I guess there really wasn't anything good on teevee that day.