Driven to distraction

Yeah, I can see how that might draw one's attention away from the road:

A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.

Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.

"He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn't a big deal," Ward said.

The 31-year-old man was allegedly too drunk to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested on aggravated drunken driving charges, court records said.

See, that's why you should only drink hard liquor while driving, never beer. You know, because you can put the cap back on your bottle of Val-U-Rite vodka.

That's why people keep coming back to this crapblog. It's because I'm so damn helpful.