Monday, October 13, 2008

Veggie rage

Cops in the Netherlands said that a vegetarian recently went nuts and attacked a vendor because the vendor didn't sell vegetarian food:
The suspect allegedly lost his temper after being told by the shopping mall vendor that no vegetarian spring rolls were available. The vegetarian allegedly struck the victim multiple times in the face and head, Radio Netherlands reported Monday without specifying when the attack occurred.

Police said that since the attacker was a skinny, malnourished, vegetarian twig-boy, the vendor did not suffer any serious injuries.
Okay, I may have inserted that last paragraph myself, but I imagine that it's fairly accurate.

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