I'm guessing they all had black fur

Looking for a Christmas present for that special someone who already has everything? Well, how about a goth kitten?

Humane officers say a Pennsylvania woman marketed "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings over the Internet. Officers with the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals removed three kittens and a cat Wednesday from a home outside Wilkes-Barre, about 20 miles southwest of Scranton.

Well, actually, if you were hoping to get a goth kitten, you're a little late. She's facing criminal charges, so there probably won't be any more of them available.

At least I hope not.