Hello, police?

It's always a good thing when you can admit it when you've made a mistake, but you have to be careful about who you admit it to:

Sheboygan County prosecutors say a 21-year-old man who crashed his uncle's car called police to report that he stole the car and had been drinking. The man was charged Friday with a felony count of taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent. The charge carries a maximum penalty of six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

The lesson you should take away form this is either that you shouldn't drink, steal a vehicle, and drive, or that being a dumbass is pretty likely to land you in prison.

Actually, now that I think about it, those are both pretty valid lessons.