Monday, March 23, 2009

Scandis in space

No, I'm not talking about a couple of Swedish and Norwegian astronauts up on the International Space Station, I'm talking about something much more terrifying—an invasion of UFO pilots from some kind of Planet of the Scandis:
Files from the British Defense Ministry reveal a woman claimed 20 years ago to have encountered a man with a "Scandinavian-type accent" who flew off in a UFO.

The newly released files said the Norwich, England, woman told of being approached by a man wearing a "flying suit" who spoke with "a Scandinavian-type accent," The Independent reported Sunday.

"He asked her if she was aware of stories about large circular flattened areas appearing in fields of wheat, and then went on to explain that he was from another planet similar to Earth, and that the circles had been caused by others like him," the report stated.

The report said he disappeared and the terrified woman then saw a large glowing orange-white ball rising vertically from behind trees.
What do these strange interplanetary Vikings want with us? Are they here to pillage our Earth-monasteries of precious gold artifacts? Or do they want to spread their alien concept that you can be a socialist country and still have a monarchy? One can only guess, but I'm sure their intentions are sinister.

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