No parking

Drinking and driving is never a good idea, but if you're going to drink and drive and then look for a place to park and sleep it off, you probably couldn't pick a worse spot than this guy did:

Police said an intoxicated man chose an odd place to park his car and try to fall asleep -- in the East Pennsboro Twp. police parking lot, between two marked cruisers, in a space designated for police cars only.

Michael L. Wagner, 37, of Mechanicsburg, caught the attention of an officer as he sped through the parking lot at 10:32 p.m. Sunday, police Chief Dennis McMaster said. After Wagner parked, the officer watched him turn off his headlights, recline his seat and close his eyes, McMaster said.

The officer approached the car to check on Wagner, and saw an empty bottle of vodka and a container of orange juice on the floor, McMaster said. The officer also smelled alcohol on Wagner, who was later found to have a 0.112 percent blood-alcohol level, McMaster said.

You've gotta love it when some stupid dumbass makes it easy for the cops like that.

Also, it's nice that he didn't crash into and kill any innocent people, though that's more fortunate than hilarious.