Underdressed for the occasion

Have you ever watched old black and white footage from the first half of the 20th century, where men wear a suit with a crisp white shirt and a tie and women wear nice dresses everywhere? Well, standards sure have slipped since then:

Investigators said Christopher Hoff, 41, arrived at Optimus Dental in Stratford completely naked and fled the building once the female receptionist began screaming, The Connecticut Post reported Wednesday.

Officers arrived on the scene and people on the street pointed them in the direction of the "naked guy," police said.

Police said they tracked Hoff to his home, where he answered to door and claimed to have been sleeping all day. However, they said the receptionist at the dentist's office identified him as the naked man.

"She recognized him immediately -- his eyes are very blue and he has a good tan," the police report of the incident states, the Post reported.

Um, I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple of other ways in which she could have identified him, though I guess she was probably happy to recognize him by his eyes and his tan.