Criminal mastermind foiled somehow

I've always been of the opinion that stealing isn't a very good idea, but when you feel the need to steal something, it actually is probably a pretty good idea to take the evidence a bit further away before passing out in a drunken stupor...

Daytona Beach police spokesman Jimmie Flynt said Scott Riley, 28, allegedly broke into the Halifax River Yacht Club's Tiki Bar Sunday night and took the beer and cooler to a shrub across the street from the club, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported Wednesday.

Flynt said police found Riley passed out in the shrub next to the bottles and cooler, which was labeled "Halifax River Yacht Club."

Well, that doesn't prove anything. Except that he's a dumbass.