Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Which begs the question...

...did he change out of his clothes when he got there, or did he show up to the scene of the crime naked?
Authorities in Oregon say they arrested a burglary suspect dressed only in the underwear of his victim.

Lt. Sheila Lorance, a spokeswoman for the Marion County Sheriff's Office, said a woman called 911 about 10:05 p.m. Monday and said her boyfriend had found an intruder in her Salem garage, where her laundry is kept, The (Portland) Oregonian reported Wednesday.

Deputies arrived and arrested Randall Joseph Giesbers, 47, who they said was wearing nothing but the victim's underwear.
Um, that would be the female victim's underwear.

You know, I've never been arrested, but I'm fairly certain that's pretty much the polar opposite of what you want to be wearing when you get taken to jail.

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