No shirt, no shoes, no rampages

Sometimes, it's best to just go along with store policy. This would be one of those times:

Kansas City police said the woman, whose actions were caught on camera Dec. 27, complained about her hamburger and became angry when workers told her they could make a new sandwich but not give a cash refund, The Kansas City (Mo.) Star reported Wednesday.

Police said the woman broke a glass water dispenser by throwing it over the counter and shoved three cash registers from a counter, destroying a touch screen.

The cops haven't found her yet, but it should be hilarious when they do. They can ask if she wants fries or her right to remain silent with that.