Dear John,

My greatest hope for 2010 is that you go oh-fer at the Big A. Especially if your sellout ass ends up pitching there in the postseason. In fact, I'd be more than happy if you suffered a career-ending arm injury during Spring Training, seeing as how you're dead to me and most of the Angels fans who have supported you since 2002.

Please die in a fire, you fucking Red Sox piece of shit.

With Hate,

Sean M.
Lifelong Angels Fan