An F for effort

If movies and teevee shows have taught me anything (and they've taught me lots of stuff) it's more traditional to bake this kind of stuff into a cake:

On Monday, jail officers found tobacco and a baggie full of oxycodone pills inside a melon that was destined for use as food for jail inmates.

It wasn’t hard to spot.

“It was like a pumpkin, with a noticeable cut around the top,” said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. “Somebody would have had to be a little bit more sneaky than they were.”

Only "a little bit more sneaky" than that? In that case, just wait until Halloween.