Flush

There's apparently some hanky-panky going on in the bathrooms of my Alma Maater:

If you see strangers in the building, give us a call. If you see people walking around with bags that look like they may be carrying tools or parts, give us a call. We're hoping to pick up some sightings of suspicious people in the area.

All I can say is that I'm glad I'm not an East Bay plumber.