Tuesday, February 23, 2010

There ought to be a law

But since being a douche is still legal, I guess the authorities will have to settle for this:
Police said they've arrested a teenager who caused thousands of dollars in damage to a western New York home's hardwood floor by break dancing on it while wearing a large diamond belt buckle.

Erie County Sheriff Timothy B. Howard said the 18-year-old apparently was intoxicated when he arrived at a house party held by the victim's daughters in Elma, a small town just east of Buffalo. He said when the teen repeatedly tried to break dance he gouged the floor and caused about $3,000 worth of damage.
I like how the article mentions that he "repeatedly tried" to break dance, implying (more or less) that he repeatedly failed.

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