Monday, March 08, 2010

Unusual headline of the day

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

There really doesn't seem to be much more to it than that. A woman who was being booked into jail squirted a deputy in the face with breast milk.

Although this is technically a crime, like spitting on someone, I'm sure that there are lots of dudes in Japan who would pay good money for something like that. I'm just saying, is all.

Oh, and there are probably lots of Japanese dudes who would pay you to spit on them, too.

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