Thursday, April 01, 2010

Sean's Aunt Hortence M., here

I just wanted to let you know that Sean M. died from an accidental overdose of sex with lingerie models.

HAR! April Fools! It's me, Sean M., pretending to be someone else who can't even come up with a plausible cause of death. And--here's the kicker--I don't even have an Aunt Hortence!

Seriously, though, I didn't want to look through the funny news stories to find something that was probably a prank, anyway. Sorry if you were looking for something funny and new here.

(And, by "you," I mean "who the hell is reading this?")

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