Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Steal Fresh

I can never get my sammiches to taste quite like Subway's (or any other chain, for that matter) when I make them at home, but I don't think this is the best solution to that problem:
Des Moines police said the burglars, who struck late Saturday night or early Sunday morning, took 6 pounds of ham, 4 pounds of turkey, 8 pounds of roast beef, 10 pounds of cold cuts, 12 pounds of cheese, a case of beverages, 96 cookies and four to six loaves of bread, the Des Moines Register reported Tuesday.
Seeing as how Jared probably has a free pass to get whatever sammich he wants at any Subway around the world, I'm guessing he's not a suspect.

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