Don't do drugs, but DO make hotel reservations

Maybe it's because the houses around here aren't all that quaint and none of us serve Continental Breakfast, or maybe it's because we all tend to lock our doors at night, but this kind of thing never seems to happen in my neighborhood:

Connecticut State Police said a man they believe was on drugs mistook a home for a bed and breakfast and went to sleep in a bedroom.

Police said a Higganum couple told them they were spending time with relatives in their home when a family member went inside and found a credit card on the stairs, The Hartford (Conn.) Courant reported Monday.

Investigators said they found Walker Bruce, 45, asleep in a bedroom. Bruce told them he had mistaken the house for a bed and breakfast and left his credit card on the stairs as payment.

You know, I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast, but I'm pretty sure that's probably not the proper check-in procedure.