Wednesday, June 09, 2010

It's good to have goals

Well, usually it is...
A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world's heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food.

Donna Simpson, 42, weighs more than 600 pounds (272 kg) and aims to reach 1,000 pounds (455 kg).

The mother of two children, ages 3 and 14, models on a website called, where admirers and the curious can pay to watch videos of her eating greasy foods or walking to the car.
Were this a more lowbrow type of blog, this is where I'd make a joke expressing surprise that she'd had sex at least twice, but instead, I think I'll express my condolences to her basically-already-orphaned children.

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