Were there any explosions?

Because explosions (or maybe fire-breathing dragons) would be the only thing that could make this paragraph more insane:

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

You'll be happy to find out that the puppy was okay. And that reality is still real, at least outside of Bavaria.