I'm not calling her a liar...

...but I'm pretty sure she probably just forgot where she parked:

Martena Clinton, 64, of Randallsville, Md., said she and friend Gardine Tiggle emerged from the Washington Convention Center following the Congressional Black Caucus dinner at 11:30 p.m. Saturday to learn her car, which contained a diamond pendant along with her credit cards and purse, had been relocated by police as a security precaution due to Obama's presence at the event, The Washington Post reported Monday.

At the risk of offending any 60+ readers, again, I'm not calling her a liar, but did you notice that her car keys aren't mentioned? Sure, there could have been a valet involved, and this is probably the first time since January of 2009 that I'm refraining from blaming Obama for something, but old person plus missing car usually equals confusion.