Mmmmm...sacrelicious

I don't want to tell the Catholic church how to do its business, but, guys, you might have been better off jumping on this particular bandwagon sometime in the mid-90s:

The official Vatican newspaper has declared that beer-swilling, doughnut-loving Homer Simpson and son Bart are Catholics -- and what's more, it says that parents should not be afraid to let their children watch "the adventures of the little guys in yellow."

"Few people know it, and he does everything to hide it. But it's true: Homer J. Simpson is Catholic", the Osservatore Romano newspaper said in an article on Sunday headlined "Homer and Bart are Catholics."

Now, Lisa decided to become a Buddhist a while back, but what about Marge and Maggie? I mean, Marge usually has to drag them all to church, so wouldn't she be the most Catholic of them all?