I may not be a lawyer...

...but I'm pretty sure that this defense isn't going to hold up in court:

An Ohio drunken-driving suspect is blaming his arrest on Ozzy Osbourne. William Liston was arrested Christmas Eve in suburban Cleveland. WJW-TV says he told police officers, "Ozzy Osbourne and his music made me do it."

I mean, unless he can somehow get Ozzy to appear in court and testify that, indeed, his music was specifically written and performed to compel William Liston of Ohio to drive drunk, that is. That would be pretty compelling.