While it's really awful that they managed somehow to serve a toddler a Margarita instead of a sippy cup of apple juice, I still think it's pretty funny that the result was the same as what happens when every other guy gets too much to drink at a bar.
On Friday, Taylor Dill-Reese went to an Applebee's in Madison Heights, Michigan, where - among other things - she ordered her 15-month-old son Dominick an apple juice.
What the little boy apparently got instead was a margarita. His mom told WDIV-TV that she only realized something was wrong when Dominick "kind of laid his head on the table and dozed off a little bit and woke up and got real happy."
The little boy reportedly began hailing strangers, too.
I just wonder what the toddler equivalent of "'Sup, brah?" is.