Wish granted

A man once said that you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need. Case in point:

The Delaware State Police said they responded to a complaint at the Super Lodge Motel in Newcastle at about 6 a.m. Saturday and the troopers were approached by Teiera Rider, 20, who they said was "demanding" to be taken to jail, the Philadelphia Daily News reported Monday.

Troopers said Rider refused their requests for her to calm down and she is accused of kicking and spitting at them as they placed her under arrest.

Rider was charged with resisting arrest, offensive touching of law-enforcement officers, criminal mischief, underage drinking and disorderly conduct.

And then, because they didn't want to reward her for her bad behavior, they refused to take her to jail.

(Just kidding. That would have been stupid.)