Thursday, July 14, 2011

It's official

Hollywood is now completely out of ideas.

First, they made a teevee series. Good for them.

Then, they turned that teevee series into a couple of shitty action movies. Um, okay. Not like the first time that's happened.

Finally, the entertainment industry just quit giving any kind of shit and decided to let one of the actresses from the shitty movies produce a new teevee series based on the shitty movies based on the original series.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go write a pilot for a wacky sitcom based on Gone With the Wind. I'll call it Rhett's Rules. Or maybe Scarlett's Blues--And Grays?.

I'll make millions! So long, suckers!

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