Hi guys, Sean here.
We're living in the 21st century now, and this means that most of us have internet connections and many of us also have DVRs.
I bring these facts up because I was just catching up on Jeopardy, which I recorded last night, and was distressed to find out that a significant part of the program (which is one of my few simple pleasures in life) was interrupted by a news report about some primary election results.
Now, this is information that some people would doubtlessly be interested in, but they would be able to find out later during their regularly scheduled news broadcasts. They could probably wait. Now, on the other hand, if they really wanted that information right away, they could check a variety of websites, including that of ABC News. If, on the third hand, they happened (as I was) to be watching this program at a later date, the imposition of George Stephanopolous (I don't care if I spelled that correctly) and Diane Sawyer on their regularly scheduled program would be worse than useless. In fact, it would simply be a GREAT BIG FUCKING ANNOYANCE, causing them to SEETHE INSIDE WITH THE HATRED OF A MILLION BURNING SUNS.
So, for future reference, unless the president dies or the moon explodes or the president dies in a lunar explosion, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JEOPARDY.