One of the Oakland liquor stores that was vandalized by a group of suit and bowtie-wearing men who were totally not members of the Nation of Islam last week was apparently torched this morning.
Oakland police are "tight-lipped" about the fire, but I'm sure they're on the lookout for a group of lemonade-swilling, bicycle-riding thugs from Utah. That's who the smart money's on.
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Just remember: you just have to find out their last names. Their first names are all the same: Elder!
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