Waiting is the hardest part

Well, I hope that was the hardest part:

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

What is it about guys with that particular last name endangering the lives of women while driving?

Okay, so that was a cheap shot, but I just couldn't pass it up. Anyway, back to the topic at, er, hand...

"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," [Rutherford County Deputy Tony] Hall said in his report.

I mean, come on Dave, it's not like this was beer that was going to get warm before you got home. After all, patience is a virtue, even if what you were going to do with those magazines isn't, exactly.