Goodbye, cruel world

The sad thing about this story is that there are plenty of people who'd be willing to help the guy for a nominal fee. I know because they're constantly sending me e-mail.

An 18-year-old student jumped to his death because he was convinced his genitals were too small, a Singapore coroner's report said on Wednesday.

In delivering the verdict of suicide, state Coroner Tan Boon Heng said that the incident highlighted the importance of sex education in and outside schools.

The junior college student's death showed that even intelligent young people can be "victims of misinformation," Tan said.

"The deceased was so tormented by his unfounded (belief in his) inadequacy that it drove him to end his life," the ruling said.

Now, if you think I'm going to stoop to making a joke at the expense of the guy's ethnicity (he was Asian), you're sorely mistaken. I have too much class for that.

I will, however, make fun of him for the following:

The youth had confided in his mother in October that he was worried that his private parts were too small.

Dude, going to your mom and telling her that you're worried that your junk is too small is just teh ghey.

(via Fark)