Man wins stupid contest

So, in this town up in Wisconsin, they have a club that crowns the "World Champion Liar" every year. Sounds kind of interesting, right? Wrong:

A bit of funny math helped James Wilberg win the title of top liar. His winning quip: "There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who are good at math, and those who are not."

That's it? That's not an outrageous lie, it's a lame joke. If you click on the link, you can read the other submissions that got honorable mentions, which are just as lame.